Monday, February 3, 2014

Defense Against the Dark Arts

The world is full of dangerous creatures. Studies show that you are 90% more likely to die if you get out of bed. But do not fret! I, Zach Lee will teach you how to defend yourself against anything. You could spend countless hours mastering karate or join the army. But why do that when you could learn from someone with 0 experience in the subject. It'll be a learning journey. A learney.


Don't let this image happen to you.



Don't let this man take your purse or man-satchel.
Become a master of self-defense. Defend yourself, defend your family, defend you friends. After reading this blog, you can even become a vigilante of mass protection. I'll start you all in the right direction: Bear Attacks.

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